Sleeding

The bleeding of a sloth, or a any species in the sloth family.

"That sloth is really sleeding after it was attacked by a tiger"

by Slothmonger December 6, 2008

sleed

to make out/hook up with someone. Often brings about a connotation of a slut to whomever is using the verb.

Dude, I'm gunna sleed with so many chicks tonight. It's gunna be absolutely redick.

by sleedmaster April 13, 2011

sleed

to sleep and bleed at the same time, most likely attributed to being cut while asleep

symptoms of sleeding include reddening of sheets, drowsiness unrelated to being asleep, and eventual death if untreated

Oh man, I was having such a good rest until I got stabbed in the neck; I started to sleed all over the place.

by ScottFinnerty October 20, 2009

Sleed

Sleep but better.

"Yo bro I fell asleed last night it was amazing!"
"Dude how do you even sleed?"

by uraverageguy78 February 2, 2021