A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:

"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out

and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."