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A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 19, 2011
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2
The act of killing/murdering someone with a melon.
"If that farmer sells me one more rotten melon, I'm gonna slaughtermelon his family."
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by MaffaMuffa April 05, 2017
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