Slash Dash

verb – the act of going to the toilet to urinate, especially if one is considerably desperate.

"I'm bustin', I gotta go for a slash dash"

by Magic Mungo May 14, 2010

Slash Dash

A quick run to the toilet in a limited timescale situation.

DJ's sometimes play long sets. I put on long mix, line up the next tune and make a dash for the urinal. A 'Slash Dash'.

It could be used in other situations where there is a short time for the toilet visit: a break in a long meeting, between tasks on a timescale project like filming, between cue's in a show.

by davegroove October 27, 2010

Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

by rexbanner February 14, 2010

Slash and Dash

Going into a pub or restaurant for a piss without actually buying anything.

John: Why are you going in there?
Joe: It's okay, i'm just going for a slash and dash!

by rexbanner February 14, 2010

Slash and Dash

a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a 'slash' or 'piss' on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.

i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,

yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore

by Alexhannah15 July 15, 2010

Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

by DankPods February 21, 2020

Slash N’ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020