|1.||Slapping the monkey|
It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
|2.||Slapping the monkey|
British slang for masturbation
John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think