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Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.
Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"
by NATHANBOGTROTER November 13, 2010

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