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(v.) Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds. (n.) Any person who slapchops your nuts, financially and/or metaphorically. Frequently, but not always, a socially inept bum. Example 1
James - "You know, Chris is always such a bum." Me - "Yeah, he totally Slapchopped my wallet with the promise that he would pay me back, that lying Slapchop." Example 2 Chris - "Could you give me and my fiancee a ride to Taco Bell?" Me - "Fine." Chris - "Could you buy me and my fiancee a burrito or two? We don't have enough money." Me - "You're such a friggin' Slapchop!" Chris - "Wha'?" Example 3 Eli - "Merry Chrisiless, No more Slapchop." Me & James - "Yay!" Eli - "By the way, I got you a Slapchop." Me - "Shit. Bad Memories." |
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