(v.) Dice, Chop & Mince In Seconds.
(n.) Any person who slapchops your nuts, financially and/or metaphorically. Frequently, but not always, a socially inept bum.
James - "You know, Chris is always such a bum."
Me - "Yeah, he totally Slapchopped my wallet with the promise that he would pay me back, that lying Slapchop."
Chris - "Could you give me and my fiancee a ride to Taco Bell?"
Me - "Fine."
Chris - "Could you buy me and my fiancee a burrito or two? We don't have enough money."
Me - "You're such a friggin' Slapchop!"
Chris - "Wha'?"
Eli - "Merry Chrisiless, No more Slapchop."
Me & James - "Yay!"
Eli - "By the way, I got you a Slapchop."
Me - "Shit. Bad Memories."