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Noun- A hideously ugly excuse for a female, the kind of girl who would make one want to cut off one's own penis rather than sleep with/ look at for an period of time longer than three seconds.
Friend: Dude, what did i do at that party last night?

You: You hooked up with that slagasuz that looks like Al Sharpton

Friend: *Kills self*
by Kabob1231231231231223 April 27, 2011

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