A big yellowy greeny turd, similar to diarrhoea, but with many many chunks of carrot, sweetcorn, mushroom, and hair in it.
Mate, I just did a fucking sladger in my pants, it felt real good!
A large land-dwelling omnivorous mammal, the technical and biological term for the offspring of a sloth and a badger. Only several specimen have been raised in captivity, with reports of their behaviour being downright violent even to their offspring. Their collective term is a 'cavalcade of sladgers'.
"You know the world has a messed up ecosystem when there are only an estimated one hundred sladgers left in the wild."