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9. Skyrimming
Skyrimming - Verb - The act of playing and loving Elder Scrolls:Skyrim so much, that if it were an actual person you might as well rim it out of pure adoration and devotion
Carl: "Hey, why's Pete not out tonight?"
Matt: "He couldn't be bothered, he's back at home Skyrimming."
1. Skyrimming
Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.

Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming
Bill was skyrimming, now his dog and his children are dead. Yay! Dragons!
2. Skyrimming
Playing the game Skyrim while giving or receiving a rim job.
"Oh man I loved Skyrimming with Erica last night."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your sex life or your video game life."
3. Skyrimming
Taking a crap without placing your ass on the toilet seat. Initially, it was used to describe someone playing the game, Skyrim, however, the much usage has modified it to mean someone who is taking a crap while only squatting over the toilet seat, out of fear that he contracts mononucleosis, or just to not get comfortable enough where the crap taking experience becomes worthwhile; in other words, he or she is in a hurry.
Dude, give me a second, I'm skyrimming right now.

Bro, I am skyrimming to make that appointment at 3:00.
4. Skyrimming
Verb~ licking someones asshole in an airplane
Bob: Hey have you ever done any Skyrimming?

Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!

Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.
5. Skyrimming
Having your partner stick his/her butt as high as possible in the air, and then going to town kissing or licking with the mouth.
She was feeling extra kinky last night and our Xbox broke, so we resorted to skyrimming.
6. Skyrimming
The sexual act of engaging in a rimjob whilst dressed in LARPing gear. More than likely a homosexual act, given the amount of women who engage in LARPing or the amount of LARPers who actually have girlfriends.
Dude, Lord of the Rings was alright, but at this rate you'll be Skyrimming your new geeky friends come next week
7. Skyrimming
Giving someone anilingus while on a plane.

Reference to the bestselling game by Bethesda : The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Boy 1 - Guess What?

Boy 2 - What?

Boy 1 - I just joined the mile high club! :)

Boy 2 - That's nothing mate, last month me and my girlfriend did some Skyrimming on the flight from Paris to London! :D

Boy 1 - Lucky!
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