When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.
Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.

Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.

Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
by ladyhawk123 January 11, 2012
Top Definition
An intense feeling of orgasmic-like pleasure when first experiencing The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.
Fanboy 1: Dude have you played Skyrim yet??
Fanboy 2: Yeah man I did, best Skyrimjob ever.
by FluffyRhino November 07, 2011
In celebration of Skyrim a person on the receiving end will dress up like a dragon while the giver is dressed in fur and a viking helmet and preforms a rimjob on the receiver.
At the midnight launch of Skyrim, Sally and I quick went to the bathroom and I gave her a filthy Skyrimjob.
by Muttonman November 09, 2011
Getting sexually satisfied by Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!

Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
by xman2008 April 03, 2011
the act of receiving a rim job (anal cunnilingus) while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Jenny came over while I was playing Skyrim. I refused to stop playing, so she gave me a skyrimjob!
by Noor Alikhan Fateh November 18, 2011
giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee
GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"
by Daikatana8 December 21, 2011
1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)

2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"So where's Todd?"

"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."

"I've been there dood"
by The Sixth House November 28, 2011
The act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!

Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!
by GlassVial December 15, 2011

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