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When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated. Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword. Wife : Where the Fuck have you been? Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it. Wife: I want a divorce! Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more. Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job. Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick. |
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Getting sexually satisfied by Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!
Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!! |
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