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The worst elder scrolls game of all time. It was only pretty. It had a meh combat system but oblivion looked was better. Did not have the depth and story of morrowind or oblivion. Do not get. Its only redeeming quality was its modding community.
Person 1:skyrim sucked.

Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind

Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
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What you do to get a gold membership in the Mile High Club.
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.

At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
by bettyspaghetti December 04, 2011
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Getting a rim job on an airplane. (Similar to the mile-high club but much more spectacular).
Guy 1: Dude, the stewardess just gave me a rimjob in the bathroom!
Guy 2: I can't believe she skyrimmed you! Thats freakin awesome!
Guy 1: It was better than awesome...it was legendary!
by Morgore December 01, 2011
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A horrible joke crime against humanity
Jim: dude my dad died Jarb: How? Jim: this terrible joke crime against humanity he was excited about made him kill himself because the game was such a let down that every Elder Scroll Fan that likes Skyrim fingers their butthole no exceptions.
by The Champion of Cyrodiil April 29, 2012
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The act of having one's anus licked while on an airplane.
"So did you join the mile-high club?"

"Nope. Just gave her a Skyrim."
by Rep_Boehner May 25, 2013
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When you get a rimjob in an airplanne bathroom.
We wanted to do something even better then the mile high club, so we skyrimed.
by r.smith0212 January 16, 2012
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