I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.