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1.
Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.

Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.

Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.
"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."

" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.

Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."
by BlakOutt July 11, 2009
 
2.
When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.
When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds
by RockinTheFro March 21, 2007
 
3.
'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5
look over there sky diver on floor

lend us a sky diver
by Bl4yze March 26, 2009
 
4.
A sexual position. when the woman is facing away from you and you grab both of her wrists, she then proceeds to wrap her legs around you backwards. you then have a choice of holes. it should end up that (if you weren't there) she looks like shes skydiving
Guy who likes to lie about having sex: Dude! i totally did the skydiver with my ho' last night! legend!

this guys friend: ehh no? you went to the cinema with me? you fucking virgin.
by Spaacer545 May 18, 2009
 
5.
When your doing a girl doggy style and you pull it it and put it in her butt and fall over with your hands in the air and your are having a great time when they are screaming just like an experienced skydiver and a newbie.
Was hitting it so hard from being and I decided to pull the sky diver on Stacie!!!
by hewy2324 March 29, 2014
 
6.
When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.
When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds
by RockinTheFro February 22, 2007
 
7.
Slang: Meaning £5 or, "A Fiver"
Frequently used by young people in the north of England who also use terms like mint
So how much petrol money you guys got then?

I've got a skydiver.
by Vodka Head March 21, 2005