Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery