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Old dried up skeet that has turned into crumbs; often caught in one's pubes; May also be called the Hooker's Curse.
Jane found skrums in her pubes after forgetting to wash the skeet out of her pubes from the night before.
by 56th street house May 18, 2006
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a low class female, a street name for hoes from the north east section of the bronx. Very easy to bribe with money for sex. Dirty and usually known to be a whore. P moneys favorite type of female. Has been with at least 3 guys from one group of friends.
Do not make that skrum your girl friend !

Ewww, shes a skrum.
skrum city bitch skrum city bitch.

The whole block had your skrum.
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1.) Semen

2.) Any food or drink.
A: "Dude, you've got some leftover skrum on your face."

B: "Oh man, I totally dropped my skrum on my sister's lap."

C: "Have you ever force fed your wife some skrum?"
by Desu! May 02, 2011
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