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4.
To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.

From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
"Excuse me, is that spelled right? No Skronking? Shouldn't that say No Smoking?"

"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
by Matt Griffin July 26, 2004
 
1.
The Snorting sound made by the

former WWF/WWE Wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.
The "Skronk" sound is simular to a pig snorting.
by Dr.Mask June 08, 2009
 
2.
Used to define music that is grating, dissonante, and frequently avante gard.
Mid-to-late period Tom Waits, mid-to-late period Ornette Coleman.
by S. Kronk November 18, 2004
 
3.
The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.
"Yup, they were definitely skronking. Bare-assed and everything."
by Whitney J May 15, 2005
 
5.
The sound made by game show buzzers when you answer incorrectly. Therefore, to be undisputably wrong about something; to be unceremoniously denied.
1. The boss skronked us ordering another bottle of wine at lunch.
2. Skronk that! we're gonna anyway.
3. My design was skronked by the client
4. Let's catch a flick?! Skronk, too lazy.
by wendigen July 21, 2011
 
6.
Playfully grabbing a man's crotch, and then running away. "Skronk" is meant to be onomatopoeic.
"Dude, you just skronked me! That was really awkward."

"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"
by Shmishews February 27, 2009
 
7.
Skronk (or skronking) is to annoy someone to death. Like.. to the point where you want to kick them out of your diner.
Man: But how can I do it if I don't know what it is?!

idiot skronker...
by Elisebeth No Last Name September 04, 2009