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To utterly kill/destory/obliterate a player in an online video game. Utilized mainly as a verb, skronk was made popular in PLAYERUNKNOWN's Battlegrounds
1. Lets go and skronk some skronkables
2. I've got my SKRONKIN stick, LETS GO BOYS!
3. I got skronked
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Used to define music that is grating, dissonante, and frequently avante gard.
Mid-to-late period Tom Waits, mid-to-late period Ornette Coleman.
by S. Kronk November 18, 2004
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The Snorting sound made by the

former WWF/WWE Wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.
The "Skronk" sound is simular to a pig snorting.
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To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.

From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
"Excuse me, is that spelled right? No Skronking? Shouldn't that say No Smoking?"

"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
by Matt Griffin July 26, 2004
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The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.
"Yup, they were definitely skronking. Bare-assed and everything."
by Whitney J May 15, 2005
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Playfully grabbing a man's crotch, and then running away. "Skronk" is meant to be onomatopoeic.
"Dude, you just skronked me! That was really awkward."

"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"
by Shmishews February 27, 2009
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1)To engage in sexual activity;
2)To have an negative unexpected event occur
3)To indicate a positive result
"Boy I would like to Skronk her!"

"Man I got skronked on my math test today"

"That was a skronking good time!"

by R.G.M. January 18, 2003
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