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A strange,nomadic creature that migrated from Sweden's Norrland. Skribens can usually be found beating drums endlessly in dark caves, hidden far away from the ordinary humans that have infiltrated their homeland. The best way to identify a skriben is the foul, rotten kukost smell of their clothes, and also their nappy rastaflator(dreadlocks). The Skriben is the last remaining wild animal that Ted Nugent has yet to hunt down.
Sonja the barbarian went out to Norrland to find herself a pet skriben.
by Viktis May 08, 2004