Top Definition
A skank, slut, whore, and harlet so basically Paris Hilton and Gabrielle Solis (whose "adultery gave her valuable life skills")
Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)
SNL
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
by carolineeetan999888 March 12, 2014

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