A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.
Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat
Man 2: Dude his coming over run!
Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!