Top Definition
A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.
"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"
by Danimal aka darnell jenkins February 22, 2012

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