1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an skid guy, he meets skid chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Skid guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than skid chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Skid chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Skid guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another skid chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
Guy 2: yea they are always showing up and ruining partys
Skids are those dirty bags who hang around in the darkest, dirtiest corners of the school raving about who they want to kill the most because they cant fit into society. Although the acronym may lead some to believe they are truely street kids, skids have homes and most likely families to go home to so choosing to be nasty is their own fault.
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!