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a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.
Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.
by Shitiot July 11, 2013
Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.
"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."
by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 03, 2014