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Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue
Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.
by Seymore Nips April 01, 2015
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Skew is largely used in McMinnville, Tennessee. A word used for happiness or when something good has happened.
After making it through the mudhole Minnar yelled, "skew!"
by downhomegirl January 29, 2010
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School, any form of.
"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"
by J June 10, 2004
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a paintball term similar to "agg" but on the opposite coast of the united states "skew" is being southern and a bit redneck whilst playing. "SKEW" or the emphasized

"SKEEEEEEWWWWWWWW", was started by Team Majestic out of southern Georgia, and has recently began to catch on.

can also be used as a greeting to other people who are "skew" as well.
alex- now thats skew, look at those overalls and flannel shirt.
dustin- it's almost as skew as that guy rocking the mullet.

john- (to patrick) SKEEEEEWWWWWW
patrick - (to john) SKEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
by J_Work April 12, 2010
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the method to alter an image while editing in Photoshop.
a user may skew by manipulating, enhancing and transforming by distorting the images. Many image editing programs are also used to render or create computer art from scratch.
by skew the screw February 18, 2012
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A term used to define gringos(as) with a redneck accent.
You're such a skew!
by thatonebownkid August 29, 2011
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by ryguy28 November 13, 2007
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