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The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone.

As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.

At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.

When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.
Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a goddamn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"
by Max Harley August 21, 2009
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1.
a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
by anonymous April 03, 2003
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3.
1. The internal structure of a living being so as designed to offer support to inner and/or outer tissues and organs.

2. A secret, typically associated with something being evil or not socially acceptable. Most often used in the phrase "A skeleton in the closet".
1. The human skeleton contains 206 bones.

2. I confessed to killing someone a long time ago and was happy to have that skeleton off my chest.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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4.
a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
The skeletons looks like your mom.
by Jill and Sarah February 10, 2007
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5.
Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.
Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.
by Phucker January 14, 2007
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6.
1.Person with very little skin, flesh and insides.
2.Bad word for an anorexic person.(no offence)
1.Wow! He's dead..
2.That girl looks like a skeleton!
by Noukieboo July 05, 2006
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7.
skelaxin muscle relaxant
John: "I just got me some of dem skeletons bra!!"
Fred: "Damn give me some."
by skunkfly January 06, 2008
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