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an alternate definition could be someone who just ain't right and they know it
"these skeezers gon come and do this to me?! ho no uhuh"
by yo mama December 12, 2003
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A ghetto, rude,obnoxious,annoying,loud and uncivilized woman or girl, also referred to as a hood rat. Continuously gossips about others and can't seem to get her life together.
Yo man, that girl Keisha is a skeezer.

what a skeezer

attention Houston, the skeezer is approaching (joke)

your baby moms is a skeezer.
by ncalvin01 April 04, 2010
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A bitch who won't sleep with you! Inferior!
Ruby is a skeezer!, but Felecia iz da Bomb!
by T-Boy August 03, 2004
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Skeezer, Abrv - Skeez whore. A girl that moves the block, like a crackhead. A smut-dog.
by dgreenii November 08, 2006
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Someone that pretends your his friends to give people the impression that he is a cool guy
Adam: "So that kid brad randomly walked up to me and my friends yesterday and started acting like he knows us."

Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."
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A whore that wants to have sex with many different people and also has a serious bad hygiene, which is neglected for many years.
Kenny K. said, Hey Joyce H. why do girls think your a skeezer. Joyce replied, they think I whore myself to other guys and thinks I have a STD or such thing like that.
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to want dick real bad
nigga i heard that bitch was a skeezer
by fitlifer June 28, 2009
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