Top Definition
1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.
1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
an alternate definition could be someone who just ain't right and they know it
"these skeezers gon come and do this to me?! ho no uhuh"
by yo mama December 12, 2003
AfrAM/Hispanic North east US term for sexually active <and not hiding it> female.
Yeah, I'm undercover and all, but I know I'm a true skeezer.
by Skeezer124 April 06, 2005
A skeezer will make you fall in love with them and act like they didnt mean to...They will tell you that they love you with all their hearts and wanna spend the rest of their life with you and then they will drop you like a bad habbit when something else comes alone they think will better their image....No matter how good the victim (the guy) is to her and no matter how the guy she dumps him for is...she will still come around and let you think there is hope for you and even if she tells you there isnt any hope left the victim still cant move on because skeezers are the worst of all females and once you have been bitten you are fucked.....The term has other definitions mainly from around cali and new york it means dirty ass hoe...
Damn i still love dat Skeezer.
Shit why cant i get over dat Skeezer.
I should have never talked to dat damn skeezer.
by Big J. December 12, 2006
Undesirable female.
Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
Active Verb. 1) See alternative definition for fornication. Synonoym. 2) To trick one out of cash. 3) Used to procliam that an idividual using the work is an idiot. NOUN.
USE #1) Man that ho skeezed me yesterdizza.
USE #2) That ho skeezed me for three benjis.
USE #3) Man, I am a skeez.
by The Skeeza Pleasa October 23, 2002
A bitch who won't sleep with you! Inferior!
Ruby is a skeezer!, but Felecia iz da Bomb!
by T-Boy August 03, 2004
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