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1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.
1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
to want dick real bad
nigga i heard that bitch was a skeezer
by fitlifer June 28, 2009
verb; typically used in place of "slacker"; or being lazy and not doing schoolwork.
Glenn doesn't show up for class and is a major skeezer.

Fitz is a skeezer.
by a judy chop September 22, 2011
Some one who plays games with or cheats on or lies to an attracted partner of opposite sex excessively to try to hurt them emotionally or mentally to get pleasure and enjoyment out of it for themselves.This can define someone who is or is not sexually active.
That skeezer is never gonna quit tryin to play him and his brothers!!!
by timmy the ripper August 09, 2011
One who acts outrageously selfish. A combination of sketchy and sleazy
Those skeezers at Enron raged on my bank account.
by SheepJesus August 24, 2010
A whore that wants to have sex with many different people and also has a serious bad hygiene, which is neglected for many years.
Kenny K. said, Hey Joyce H. why do girls think your a skeezer. Joyce replied, they think I whore myself to other guys and thinks I have a STD or such thing like that.
by Chunga2010 March 17, 2010
Someone that pretends your his friends to give people the impression that he is a cool guy
Adam: "So that kid brad randomly walked up to me and my friends yesterday and started acting like he knows us."

Zaq: "Bummer dude, sounds like you have a skeezer."
by honeysuckles September 30, 2009
a crack whore
That bitch is a strung out skeezer.
by Steev-0 July 27, 2009

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