A person that creeps or awkwardly lurks about, usually in a pedophile sort of way. Someone who also makes crude or awkward comments that make others feel uncomfortable in a group.
by Kaka8 October 30, 2010
A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.
"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."
Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."
Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."
by Planet Paul October 12, 2012
A person who gets with people younger than them. Usually Guys. If a person gets with someone younger than them, they are skeeving.
Plural: Skeevers
Verb From: Skeeve
Plural: Skeevers
Verb From: Skeeve
by colew44 August 12, 2014
A slutty girl. One who usually dresses similar to a hooker. Promiscuous. A girl who uses her body or sex to get her way.
by Snowflizzle July 9, 2015
Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.
by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017
kevin federline is such a skeever.
by Smack13 November 23, 2005
ultimate pot head, an individual who will never be over come by marijuana, will mcguyver random things to smoke out of, extremely talkative, random knowledge about weed ,will do watever it takes to get high
dood1 "d0od you wanna check out his bong i made out of bowling pin wth a turbocharger i made out of a mini hairspray bottle i put a percolator in the bottom "
dood2"wtf man"
dood1 "yeah bro see the turbo charger help filter the smoke and also catches the ash so your water just gets ressed instead of dirty and the perc......"
dood2(to dood3) "wtf is he talking about?"
d00d3 " skeever"
dood2"wtf man"
dood1 "yeah bro see the turbo charger help filter the smoke and also catches the ash so your water just gets ressed instead of dirty and the perc......"
dood2(to dood3) "wtf is he talking about?"
d00d3 " skeever"
by DR. M.j Budski November 2, 2010