a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.
yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?
by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009
Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.
Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.
by NoleRalph September 09, 2008