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the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse. "Gunna get skeeted on, foo"
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England. "Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
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-semen, to ejaculate Don't skeet on me.
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To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch. Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
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To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her. Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
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To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch. "Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene. |
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to ejaculate.
see well articulated examples below: Let me skeet, don't hesitate
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It ain't good to masturbate Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick If you say you'll be my bitch You'll be proud to be my hoe I'll take you everywhere I go If anybody else, you belong to me Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...) I'm the one that has you sprung When I skeet, we'll have a son Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws Pull it out and skeet the walls Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it When I skeet is when you suck it All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew, Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996) "She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat" --Hitman, Xxplosive Chronic 2000 (1999) Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man) Three, six, nine, damn your fine Move it till you sock it to me one more time Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low) (Elephant Man: Come on!) To the window (EM: Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) (EM: Buss di dance now) Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls... |
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To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.
please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.
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anonymous
Jul 24, 2003
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