To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.
If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.
“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.
Cheap; Someone who says they owe you somthing and never give.
stan:dude im a skeep
Jon: i know
To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.
Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina
A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.
"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."
When the heart skeets and skips a beat
Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.
Girlfriend: Okay, what is it?
Boyfriend: I love you!
Girlfriend: I love you too!
Boyfriend: Baby, you just made my heart skeep!
wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep
watching goatse while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey dude did you see today?
Dude I saw him fucking skeep yesterday!
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BRO
Smokeless tabacco also known as "dip". The most popular brand is Skoal which has many flovors such as...Straight, Mint, Berry, Apple, Peach, and Vanilla. The word skeep was created at Watchung Hills Reg HS in New Jersey by VR.
Lets pack a skeeper!