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To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.
If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.
“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946. |
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Cheap; Someone who says they owe you somthing and never give. stan:dude im a skeep
Jon: i know |
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To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend. Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina |
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wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep |
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watching goatse while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm Hey dude did you see today?
No, why? Dude I saw him fucking skeep yesterday! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BRO |
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A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.
"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."
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When the heart skeets and skips a beat Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.
Girlfriend: Okay, what is it? Boyfriend: I love you! Girlfriend: I love you too! Boyfriend: Baby, you just made my heart skeep! |
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A Skeep is a younger and good looking female (sometimes jailbait). Used to acknowledge a sexy female's presence right in front of them without them knowing. **Skyype,skeeps and scapps are words used to tell your boys about a female's presence covertly. **See my definitions for Skyype and Scapp** While at work, a mother and daughter are walking through our area. Her daughter is hot but probably too young, so I say "yo SKEEP" My boys acknowledge and start scoping her out.
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