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Noun.

A Boat

German card game

Bulgarian TV Channel

Skat River - River in Bulgaria

Danish Tax Office

Adj.

Someone who recieves sexual gratification from faeces

Danish:- literally "treasure" (or "tax"), but a common term of endearment similar to "honey" or "my pet".
'G'morgen skat' 'Jeg elsker dig, skat'
by Liasha November 12, 2008
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taking a shit in someones mouth and having them eat it
I love getting a big load of skat in my mouth its so good.
by skat eater September 20, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The past-tense form of the word skit.
by Caitlin Perry November 02, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Taking a steamy shit on someone chest, or in their mouth for pleasure. And if the moment calls for it, making them eat it.
Not into super extreme life styles/bedroom styles(skat, fisting, public demonstrations, expiditions, water sports)
by Rettags January 25, 2007
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Skat is the term used for all fecal matter. Skat games involve using fecal matter in a sexual gradificational way not limiting to just the mouth but the entire body.
Although water sportsare fun, I don't do skat games cuz I don't want to get any peanuts stuck in my belly button.
by M.Wilson August 31, 2005
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to run really fast, its usually associated with Track runners at Black Schools
T.J.- wow is that girl from Satellite skats?
Vanessa- what?
T.J.- ya know, is she fast?
Vanessa- Oh! fo sho, LaShawn is definetely skats.
by Vanessa M! April 04, 2008
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To quickly leave the area,
"Quick the cops are coming, lets skat!"
by bubsay October 12, 2008
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