The state of being a complete and utter skank
, but in a good way. Someone who is so self-possessed that she doesn't just pick up STDs, she invents them. Calling her a skank just wouldn't be quite good enough.
Use of this term is strictly passive-aggressively complimentary.
looks like a truck-stop raccoon hooker, but in a totally skanktastic way!
Like "craptastic" only refering to skank.
Anna Nicole Smith is skanktastic.
This is a female who is a skank, but you still want to hit that. She is defined as a skank who is kind of fly (fantastic).
Yo dog, let's leave this club. They ain't no ho's up here that I want to hit. Oh wait, that one over on the pole is skanktastic and so is the other one dancing in the cage! My bad.
The rare occurrence of a prude doing a sexual favor without question.
guy 1: Hey, I totally just got a bj from sarah yesterday.
guy 2: You mean the prude?
guy 1: Yeah, it was skanktastic.
It is so skanky that it is fantastic!
Man that girl is so skanky, she is skanktastic.
The act of being or looking like a skank
, slut, whore, or all around trashy person to the extreme. A combination of the words fantastic and skanky, hence being fantastically skanky.
An adjective describing a female of exceptionally high physical attraction, while at the same time equally low morality and behavior, usually public in nature.
Miley Ray Cyrus is skanktastic!
adj. - Crissy Lee's state of being.
Credit: Hannah Hartl
Crissy sucked off three guys in a row in a car? Now that's skanktastic!