you need three people to pull this one off. make sure you have a camera nearby as this is a very rare stunt to pull off. first, you get jessica simpson to get naked and bend over. then the second person holds a bucket of dry ice under her ass. then you back up and kick the dry ice up her butthole like a punt-kicker. volia'..sissy spacek.

while doing a girl doggystyle, you reach out and use your index finger to pull her nose up and then yell "take the full length Sissy!"

If you're gay its called a Kevin Bacon