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Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.
Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
by javester October 16, 2011