Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.