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Epic win people who own Koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger dicks than them.
Singaporeans have huge cocks.
by FuckMyPussyHardHardx2 October 27, 2009
 
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People from Singapore, an independent island in Southeast Asia. To distinguish Singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. If they speak Singlish, a 'dialect' in Singapore (Mixture of English, Chinese dialects, Malay and even Tamil!), they definitely are Singaporean.
British: Would you like a slice of cake?

Singaporean: (very quickly) U wan kek anot?
by SophiaLee June 19, 2014
 
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A slant-eyed down syndrome person who performs daily at your local circus.

Do check out your local tv listings to watch their dazzling performances.
Bryan: I'm fucking bored right now

Jake: Hey, why not we watch the Singaporean perform today? I heard that he/she will be sticking up his/her head up his/her ass.
by SuperbTruth August 23, 2008
 
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A buck-toothed slant-eyed 8 legged person who performs daily at your local circus. Check your local listings to watch their breathtaking performances on television.
Bob: I'm bored

Tim: Let's watch the Singaporean at the circus today! I heard that he'll be trying to stick his head up his ass today.
by RyanTheFake August 18, 2008