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A country where it is easier to get a college degree than finding a spouse—female graduates refuse to marry down and male graduates refuse to marry up.
In spite of free cruises and financial incentives, Singapore's attempt to matchmake graduates, hoping for them to produce future Einsteins and Beethovens, has received lukewarm responses.
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by MathPlus October 29, 2016
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A nation whose students rank among the best in the world—a nation of exam-smart test-takers, where creativity and innovation have compromised for good grades and overpaid jobs.
Singapore students continue to rank top in international comparative studies like TIMSS and PISA, but it has yet to produce its own Bill Gates or Steve Jobs—local politicians have often equated top school grades to ingenuity or creativity.
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by MathPlus October 20, 2016
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A highly stressful place where local students are more afraid of failing their math exam than of their parents dying—one in three said that life isn't worth living.
Dubbed an "authoritarian democracy" by critics, Singapore is "a first world oasis in a third world region"—where political dissidents would better apply for asylum in the US or the West to avoid being fined, jailed, or made bankrupt.
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by MathPlus March 25, 2017
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A free-market economy that is unspokenly flushed with cash from tax fugitives, making revenue earned from tourism and exported goods and services pale in comparison.
Among the unofficially reported tax fugitives who became Singapore citizens are Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin, Chinese movie stars Jet Li and Gong Li, investment guru Jim Rogers, not to say, the thousands of millionaires from Indonesia, India, Malaysia, and India.
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by MathPlus April 12, 2017
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A country where economic prosperity and near-zero political freedom coexist, while death penalty and incorruptibility are being practiced.
That zero-resources Singapore has survived and thrived, since it was booted out of Malaysia half a century ago, is nothing short of a miracle.
by MathPlus July 19, 2016
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A medical hub of choice for sick, corrupt Asian and African dictators, who are generally not welcomed in the US and the West—they pray doctors could prolong their "evil days."
This week, Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe is on his second medical visit to Singapore; last week, Cambodian dictator and former Khmer Rouge guerrilla, Hun Sen, was here for urgent medical treatment—can their stolen wealth restore their poor health?
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by MathPlus May 21, 2017
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It's hot. It's crowded. It's small. It's home.
Guy 1: So, is Singapore a city, town, state, or country?
Guy 2: All of the above.
by apu the monkey March 29, 2011
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