Lamest band on earth, they suck beyond comprehension. while the millions record companies spend millions on these middle class whingers they could be restoring infrastructure to africa or helping to eraidacate world debt, but noooo they wanna fund some whinging,(left) ball sucking, losers.
Dumbass whinger: OMG i looove simple plan, how awesome and deep is the plight of their eternal torture form that is their lives, i can totally relate to it

Me: (starts to shudder violently) a...but...they...how could anyone....like...(head explodes as a result of being unable to comprehend how anyone is stupid enough to like a band that gay)
A stupid MTVosis inducing band. Stupid whores and retarded wannabe punks listen to this shit. Like that dumb bag that said "OH YEAH, I HATE PREPS!!!!!!!!!" on an earlier definition. What the hell? You're gay. I'd rather have a seizure than listen to this pop bullshit.
Simple plan is simply homosexual.
by you're gay. December 17, 2003
The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.
Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!
by HandOvDooM May 21, 2006
No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.
Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*

Seriously based on true events
by Deadman Music Scene April 04, 2006
One of the worst bands in the fuckin world, this piece of shit is considered the greatest band on the planet by stupid emo kids, who listen to good charlotte, mcr, the offspring, and the rest of that pop punk shit, fuck simple plan, they think there lives are the worst in the world!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HHA HA HA!!!
Simple plan are the biggest fags on this planet, I hope they get AIDS
by I hate chavs December 22, 2005
A band that tries to be punk, when really they are emo. They are unquestionably one of the worst bands of the last two years, and among the worst of all time.
I would prefer to be trapped in the 80s listening to Wham! and Duran Duran for the rest of my life than listen to Simple Plan.
by Zuby November 03, 2005
(1)simple plan-simple minds. A band whom are wannabes. Sound crap. Are whiney. Fans are either teenyboppers 'like omg ya simple plan' or some kid who wont shut up about how his/her life sucks.. yada yada yada.
(2) a plan/ scheme that is simple.:|
(1) Oh have you heard that simple plan song, called shut up? Ironic wouldnt you say? they should 'shut up.'
(2) aha! i like it! what simple plan, hmmm could work...
by sid vicious November 01, 2005

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