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The worst band in the history of the universe. They are so fucking retarded, I would much rather listen to Britney Spears and thats saying summin'. They can't play, can't sing and their lyrics are so clichèd its unbearable, and I come up with lines like "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" when I am bored and write stupid poems. They have no talent and do not deserve to use this worlds' precious oxygen. They have no idea of what a "bad life" is cos they think its bad that we have to go to school and go through having no friends, get the fuck over it, stupid rejects! Their fans are just useless poser emo kids who just got dumped too.I hate simple plan
emo kid: I just bought the new simple plan cd!!!

me: what on purpose!?
by Guns N Roses girl March 17, 2006
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A band fronted by a guy called Pierre Bouvier.

He is currently planning to release another beyond awful album and is the son of the devil.
Hey guys did you buy the new Simple Plan album that's about fake depression and annoying voices mixed with cheesy guitar sounds?
by the anti-danish guy May 07, 2006
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5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.

I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.
Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*
by -Niz- September 25, 2005
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Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
by Simon Way September 24, 2005
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major sellouts that are so catchy its sickening
simple plan are a bunch of sellouts. if you like them thats fine, but you have to admit they are what pop punk should not be.
by aaron and pat April 16, 2005
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While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
by SomeBadJoke September 06, 2006
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A crappola band that honestly has no talent.

Their lyrics are simplistic.
I have a 'simple plan'...lets assasinate these retarded canadians.
by Georgepat September 28, 2005
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