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srry guys but now i need to puke, simple plan licks my sack, if u want real punk y dont u check out: the clash, sexpistols, germs, ramones, misfits,dead kennedys,the virus, the exploited, the descendents, the casualties,AFI (in the 80's when they wer still on nitro records, now the suck), propagandhi, pennywise, dropkick murphys, black flag and much more..
its a simple plan bluenotes pop punker... how pethetic. I pity children like that
by TheSadistNation August 08, 2005
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Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.
Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
by Dookie March 08, 2005
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the biggest disgrace to music ever!!!!!
wow..simple plan really do suck!
by cool December 18, 2004
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The worst band in the history of the universe. They are so fucking retarded, I would much rather listen to Britney Spears and thats saying summin'. They can't play, can't sing and their lyrics are so clichèd its unbearable, and I come up with lines like "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" when I am bored and write stupid poems. They have no talent and do not deserve to use this worlds' precious oxygen. They have no idea of what a "bad life" is cos they think its bad that we have to go to school and go through having no friends, get the fuck over it, stupid rejects! Their fans are just useless poser emo kids who just got dumped too.I hate simple plan
emo kid: I just bought the new simple plan cd!!!

me: what on purpose!?
by Guns N Roses girl March 17, 2006
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A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.
The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.
by Lord Of The Xenophiles April 05, 2005
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A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..
Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight!)
Welcome to my life! (No thanks!)
Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan!)
by SimplePlanHater March 01, 2005
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A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.
Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?
by JustinLL November 10, 2006
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