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1. Emo band from Quebec, whiners really. Every song is about being so misunderstood and depressed. I could see writing one or two songs on the subject but these assholes drag it out into an entire career.

Emo in general takes little to no talent to perform, as the majority of what emo stands for is an image of desperateness (a desperate need to have one's ass kicked). Tight jeans, sweaters, hair that hangs at an angle over your face, YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

Now add three power chords and a whiny male singer, AND YOU'RE DONE! You can now make a platinum album under the guise of the musician! But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If anyone deserves to listen to this bilge, it's convicts currently serving life sentences. Wait, what am I saying?! The only people who deserve this trash are the people who created it. No one else is THAT guilty.
h4XX0r: 5l/\/\pl3 pl4n r0xx0r5 j00.
me: fuck off and listen to something with balls. dipshit.
by Bollocks43 August 09, 2005
 
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Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn
by ant January 13, 2005
 
31.
A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
by Wendy Weissman April 10, 2007
 
32.
five fags with no musical talent attempting to make music by bitching and whining about life. they are nothing but a disgrace to canadian bands.
dumbshit: simple plan is awesome

me: go suck a cock you fucking dumbshit
by nub_sauce February 22, 2007
 
33.
ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell
cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
by acdcrules December 30, 2005
 
34.
stupid whiny kids that have fans that think they are all emo and hardcore when really, the real emos make fun of them.

And it's Hilary Duff's favorite band, therefore it sucks major ass.

Simple Plan = the worst band on the face of the planet

kid 1: I'm soo emo, I cut my wrists and listen to Simple Plan!
kid 2: haha, you stupid prep.
by Laurencuppcakes December 27, 2005
 
35.
A crappola band that honestly has no talent.

Their lyrics are simplistic.
I have a 'simple plan'...lets assasinate these retarded canadians.
by Georgepat September 28, 2005