A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.
Simple Plan band member:
"You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof."
Dad of Simple Plan band member:
"But it's raining outside."
Simple Plan band member:
"Good!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*
by MagnoliaFan April 11, 2005
A crappola band that honestly has no talent.

Their lyrics are simplistic.
I have a 'simple plan'...lets assasinate these retarded canadians.
by Georgepat September 28, 2005
5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.

I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.
Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*
by -Niz- September 25, 2005
Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
by Simon Way September 24, 2005
Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by OMGWTFBBQ092 September 19, 2005
1. Emo band from Quebec, whiners really. Every song is about being so misunderstood and depressed. I could see writing one or two songs on the subject but these assholes drag it out into an entire career.

Emo in general takes little to no talent to perform, as the majority of what emo stands for is an image of desperateness (a desperate need to have one's ass kicked). Tight jeans, sweaters, hair that hangs at an angle over your face, YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

Now add three power chords and a whiny male singer, AND YOU'RE DONE! You can now make a platinum album under the guise of the musician! But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If anyone deserves to listen to this bilge, it's convicts currently serving life sentences. Wait, what am I saying?! The only people who deserve this trash are the people who created it. No one else is THAT guilty.
h4XX0r: 5l/\/\pl3 pl4n r0xx0r5 j00.
me: fuck off and listen to something with balls. dipshit.
by Bollocks43 August 09, 2005
Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.
Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
by Dookie March 08, 2005
Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn
by ant January 13, 2005

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