| 13. | Simple Plan | ||
|
A French-Canadian Pop-Punk band from Montréal, Québec, also known as SP consisting of: Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals Jeff Stinco: Lead guitarist Sébastien Lefebvre: Rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist David Desrosiers: Bassist and backing vocalist Chuck Comeau: Drummer Despite the fact the band has had a lot of criticism, they are nothing like the 'whiny, emo, bitches' they have been called and labeled as. Instead they write and play music which they have experienced throughout their lives, most likely when they were teens. They have also never once called themselves 'Punk' and never intend to. In fact, they are even releasing an album on June 21st and have done collaborations on songs on the upcoming album with: Can't Keep My Hands Off You feat. Rivers Cuomo of Weezer Jet Lag (English Version) feat. Natasha Bedingfield Jet Lag (French Version) feat. Marie Mai Simple Plan, even have their own foundation (The Simple Plan Foundation) to help kids of any age whether they are a victim of abuse, need help taking off drugs, have cancer or any other diseases etc. SP do charity concerts and charity work, they have been on tour with other bands and musicians such as Avril Lavigne and Sugar Ray. Even though haters had thrown objects at them on stage, they never stopped playing. Sometimes, it's just the case people say they 'love' Simple Plan, just of the looks and fitness of the boys, which in fact they have only listened to, or heard maybe one or two songs by them. Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: OMG, David and Pierre are like SOOOOO HOT! I LOVE SP!!
Me: *sighs* how many songs have you heard by them? Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: Uhmm, I can't remember... but aren't they like SOOO HOT?! Me: They may be good looking, but a proper Simple Plan fan would at least know one song by them or more... ________ Other situation ________ Hater: Ugh, Simple Plan suck so much, I don't even know why you like them, they have no talent what so ever, they whine about everything... Me: It's nice to see you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Because first thing is, I can like whichever bands I want to like. Second, they do have talent, and lots of it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play guitar, drums and sing to actually create a band and the third thing is. They do not whine about everything, there has only been maybe 3 songs where they seem more emotional than the rest. Hater: ... geez, they're such gay faggots then. Me: ha, no they aren't, they've either all got girlfriends, had girlfriends or at least married. |
|||
| 1. | Simple Plan | ||
|
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks". Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up. |
|||
| 2. | Simple Plan | ||
|
Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about. "The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | Simple Plan | ||
|
peice of shit band that sucks my left nut Simple plan sucks my left nut
|
|||
| 4. | Simple Plan | ||
|
possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars; simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
|
|||
| 5. | simple plan | ||
|
Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon
syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41 They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | Simple Plan | ||
|
a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it "Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"
(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement) |
|||
| 7. | Simple Plan | ||
|
1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music 1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM. |
|||
