SIMPLE PLAN is a pathetic pop band that formed in 1999. They're constantly ridiculed for their fagged up lyrics. I totally agree with this because all they ever "sing" about is how dumb their life is, & how their girlfriends dumped them because they found out they were gay and that they have vaginas.
SIMPLE EFFING PLAN MEMBERS:
PIERRE BOUVIER: Insufferable lead singer, enjoys making childish and obscene gestures with his stubby hands.
JEFF STINCO: Pfft! More like STINKO. He's the "lead guitar" in the band. He's also the egg head with the girly face and abnormally big earrings.
CHUCK CORNEAU: This one attempts to drum in the "band".
SEBASTIEN LEFEBVRE: Yet again, merely attempts rhythm guitar while failing miserably.
DAVID DESROSIERS: Tries much too hard to play bass guitar. He's the wearer of queer try hard emo haircuts and girl's jeans. Yeah, real cool David.

Even though they suck so badly, Simple Plan still (very sadly) has a large audience of mainstream teenyboppers with no taste in actual music.

PLEASE, TAKE MY ADVICE. DON'T UNDER ANY CIRUMSTANCES (EVEN BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH) LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN.
SIMPLE PLAN SUCK... Seriously do not fall into the trap of becoming a "POSER".
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!

Me: Shut up.
by A|pha July 13, 2005
Simple Plan = Simpletons.

They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.

Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.
"The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
by Simple Plan Sucks June 18, 2005
peice of shit band that sucks my left nut
Simple plan sucks my left nut
by Tyler Morton April 04, 2005
possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;
simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
by KDIZZO March 12, 2005
A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?

So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?

Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.

Me: stfu.
by divad10 July 11, 2006
1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
by 1069 August 01, 2005
a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it
"Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"

(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement)
by Chris Garay May 05, 2005

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