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The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
by heynow_1 July 25, 2010