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1.
the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.
by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005
 
2.
for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.
by Julia's Gay friend March 25, 2005
 
3.
Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.

Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".

Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!

Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.

Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
by HEX1NER March 24, 2012