Top Definition
A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!
by tha wun hoo kann splell February 07, 2007
An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
I want to marry Simon Cowell.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004

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