A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)

paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
by urbanslushie July 25, 2004
Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.
Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!
by tha wun hoo kann splell February 07, 2007

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